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August 2018

Aug 16, 2018 1,996 notes
6, 12, 13,14,15, 20, 21, 26, 28, 29, 36, 38, 39, 47, 50, 53, 58, 70, 75,76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 82, 83, 84 for you

Oh….geez….holy…shit…Um. Okay Let’s give this a try. Sorry the formatting got awful. Tumblr did not appreciate the length…

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
I’m a Submissive naturally. I’m quite small and stressed often haha

12: How often do you have sex?
This may come as a surprise to dear readers but I’m actully a virgin. I’m a touch adverse person with some germaphobia issues. So I’ve never met a person IRL who I felt comfortable enough with. 

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Of course. Just because I’m a virgin doesn’t mean I don’t have dreams. Taliesin or Travis. Chris Hemsworth. Gal Gadot. Tessa Thompson.

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Never done either but I doubt I would appreciate either. Again if I ever find someone I’m passionate about I’d be down. But over all I’m less intrested. 

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?Me falling asleep holding my Hitachi magic wand like a teddy bear. I’m a virigin but I still love pleasure. 

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
Kinda the same as 13 but If I had to pick one…uuhh either Tal or Howl Pendragon. 

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
I have not. Possibly for sure. Sounds fun. 
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Spanking. Just…yeah. Yup. Idk but that’s it. Also forced milking/orgasm is great.
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? / 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
Butts are great on anyone sex or gender thank you

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
Yes. Please don’t lay their quietly. That goes for both my real life experiences and any media I consume. Though some porn is rather unrealistic. That’s not fun either.
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
Never really got one. I’m cute.
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
I think some roleplay of some kind
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Lots. Cause I enjoy porn, well some well made and realistic porn.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Two virgins trying their best to figure out some fun shit? Sounds like a good time haha.
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Porn Star. Better rights.
53: Do you watch porn?
Plenty
58: Booty or Boobs?
Butts and backs! Boobs are great too don’t get me wrong. 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
As soon as I turned 18 I drove to the local store. I bought a piece I had researched and I highly recommend. It’s won many awards sense then. The NU Sensual Pointe. It’s a small, powerful, easy to use little bullet. Love it can’t speak highly enough.
Recently I purchased a Hitachi wand. A beauty and a classic. Big boy.
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
Unless it was something like this? No.
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
Not sure? Recently. Like in the last few days. It’s often. My libido is a jerk.
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
Yes. But they are very close to me so I would never say much more then that.
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
Tons. I listed some above. Marvel Chars and Naruto chars are big for fictional. Kakashi can get this.
80. Favorite sexual position?
Probably on belly/hands and knees. Idk but it SOUNDS great haha
82. Are you into any BDSM?
…..Yes? What…have you seen this blog? Yes. Big yes.
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
Yes…ish. I want sex in general, and there are some people I’ve known in life I would have sex with. But I’m in no rush. Not a ‘saving myself’ kind of thing but I’ve never really had a good enough moment :/
84. Do you like dirty talk?
Yes! Love scolding/humiliation/punishment stuff lots.

Aug 15, 2018
Sugar baby Tal: 9, 10, 15?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Oh wow. Where to start. When I was younger and just starting getting into heavier play I tried breath play out. I passed out. Not really from actual loss of breath but that mixed with being so over whelmed and excited I just flopped over. 
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes. I’ve had alot of room mates through my life. It happens, you be grown ups about it and try and just…move on. 
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Yes plenty. I’ve had sex at the club quite alot. When I was younger I dabbled in voyeurism. It makes me abit nervous because I don’t want to ruin another persons day. Ya know?

Aug 15, 2018
Sugar daddy Matt: 31, 39, 50?

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
Huh. We do alot of weird stuff at my place. Some of it I’m not so into but nothing has been TOO weird. Liam showed me what Cock warming was and that threw me for a loop. Love it though. Couple of girl friends I have like it when I watch. 
39: Favorite foreplay activities: I like foreplay to last all day if it can. Wake them up, shower them myself, dress them, get something inside them that’s quite and rumbly, teas them all day while we’re out. Take them home and make them sit on a small toy for a while, not allowed to move. Really wear them out before we even start.
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Never done it before. Most everyone I’ve worked with is experienced. I don’t think i’d hate it if they’re earnest and willing. But it’s not something on my bucket list or anything. 

Aug 15, 2018
13?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
I’m assuming this is for Mod sense no Char is stated. Yeah of course. Taliesin, Colin Firth, Terry Crews, Danny Avidan…

Aug 15, 2018
Puppy Matt: 15, 32, 35?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Geez I’m not sure. Finishing fast always sucks. Though in recent years who ever I’m with will just go another round so it’s not a big issue. With the kind of stuff I do with my partner’s and they are willing to do with me? You don’t really get too embarrassed any more. 
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yeah. Marisha had me lick it off her hand. It was fine I guess. Wasn’t the first time I’d tasted cum.
35: Worst possible time to get horny: Ah, I’d say either live at the table or when Marisha teases me at the pet store while we pick up stuff for Dagon. 

Aug 15, 2018
Oh no, having teeth pulled is the WORST. If you were awake (I was) the procedure itself is fucking torture, but then you've got to endure the recovery process, with the food limitations & the inability to suck OR spit & the awful awful taste & the salt rinses & trying to brush your teeth without unsettling your blood clots & looking like a greedy hamster all the while... But at least you got all four pulled at once & you can get this behind you, I guess? I hope you feel better soon, dearie. <3

Thank GODS I was not awake. I was under IV sedation and I don’t remember much of anything from that whole day tbh. Haha. Good stuff.
I’m a person who uses straws all the time, (reusable stars don’t worry), so that suuuuucks. I ALSO like sleeping on my belly like an over grown infant. And I can’t do that without LOTS OF PAIN. So yes these past few days have sucked. But I will survive, of course.
#firstworldproblems am I right

Aug 15, 2018 1 note
You've been quiet for a while, friend. You doing okay? I hope the move went as smoothly as a move could go for you. <3

The move had some rough patches that are still being ironed out. I also had my wisdom teeth, all 4, pulled 2 days ago. So I’m slowly healing.
I’m sorry that I havent posted in a while and I do see I have a good number of asks from the prompt the other week. Ill reply to those tonight.
Thankyou for the kind words friend! My inability to have anything crunchy or use a straw has been putting me in a fowl mood saddly. Sigh.

Aug 14, 2018 1 note
NSFW Asks

nerdesque:

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position? 

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want

You can ask for me or far AU chars. Just put in numbers you want answered and who should answer them!

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