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bixbiboom asked:

Puppy Matt: 15, 32, 35?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Geez I’m not sure. Finishing fast always sucks. Though in recent years who ever I’m with will just go another round so it’s not a big issue. With the kind of stuff I do with my partner’s and they are willing to do with me? You don’t really get too embarrassed any more. 
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yeah. Marisha had me lick it off her hand. It was fine I guess. Wasn’t the first time I’d tasted cum.
35: Worst possible time to get horny: Ah, I’d say either live at the table or when Marisha teases me at the pet store while we pick up stuff for Dagon. 

bixbiboom asked:

Oh no, having teeth pulled is the WORST. If you were awake (I was) the procedure itself is fucking torture, but then you've got to endure the recovery process, with the food limitations & the inability to suck OR spit & the awful awful taste & the salt rinses & trying to brush your teeth without unsettling your blood clots & looking like a greedy hamster all the while... But at least you got all four pulled at once & you can get this behind you, I guess? I hope you feel better soon, dearie. <3

Thank GODS I was not awake. I was under IV sedation and I don’t remember much of anything from that whole day tbh. Haha. Good stuff.
I’m a person who uses straws all the time, (reusable stars don’t worry), so that suuuuucks. I ALSO like sleeping on my belly like an over grown infant. And I can’t do that without LOTS OF PAIN. So yes these past few days have sucked. But I will survive, of course.
#firstworldproblems am I right

bixbiboom asked:

You've been quiet for a while, friend. You doing okay? I hope the move went as smoothly as a move could go for you. <3

The move had some rough patches that are still being ironed out. I also had my wisdom teeth, all 4, pulled 2 days ago. So I’m slowly healing.
I’m sorry that I havent posted in a while and I do see I have a good number of asks from the prompt the other week. Ill reply to those tonight.
Thankyou for the kind words friend! My inability to have anything crunchy or use a straw has been putting me in a fowl mood saddly. Sigh.

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NSFW Asks

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1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position? 

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want

kinkycritters

You can ask for me or far AU chars. Just put in numbers you want answered and who should answer them!

Source: nerd-licious

bixbiboom asked:

So we know your favorite kinks to read/write, but can you tell us your favorite pairings? 😜

The only shows um actively watching atm are CritRole and Naruto. 

Percy/Vex was a big deal to me. I loved Percy deeply. I had strong feelings for Caleb/Molly (rip) I shipped Vax/Gilmore but was a strong supported of Vax/Keyleth because I’m a kinda and reasonable person and would never demonize Liam for such things.

In Naruto I ship Kakashi with anyone (not exaggerating) Though I sUPER ship Kakashi/Gai Kakashi/Gai/Yamato and Kakashi/Iruka
Gaara/Lee or Gaara/Naruto Lee/Sakura And Naruto/Sauske are all good in my book as well *cough*Jiraya/Orochimaru*cough*

MCU is also a big deal for me still. 
Clint Batron is my mans. Phil/Clint Steve/Clint Steve/Bucky Steve/Tony Tony/Loki Thor/Loki 

I’m a ship goblin. I love shipping. I love hoarding them. I’m also one of those adults that still love self insert, and I have Oc’s I adore self inserting with my fav chars. Though that stuff tends to stick to day dreams only. 

How about you? What are your fav pairings? 

Anonymous asked:

Thanks for the list of things you are into. I'm curious about the puppy play, I know of it not too much and I have been rping with someone on Tumblr and their cool but idk how to ask them about rping this sorta kink. I want to explore it and I so I want to know if you rp with someone with the puppy kink and if so how did you bring it up?

Oooh great question!! I do Rp puppy play alot. It and ageplay, Abo, stuff like that are what I tend to rp. How to bring it up with someone? That can be difficult. Often times when I want to rp that stuff it’s one of the first things that comes up. 

I’d be like “Wanting an Rp. Kakashi/Gai A/b/o Secret Omega Kakashi.” Something like that. And see if anyone bites.
As for bringing it up mid rp? Maybe see if they’ve heard of it first. Find a puppy play fanfic in your pairing or similar fandom and share it with them. See what they think about it. Note that some people like reading stuff that they don’t enjoy rping. If at all possible attempt finding a new Rp with the express purpose of puppy play.
Kinda wish I had a way of setting up my dear readers with eachother for fun nasty rp’s and fics and stuff. Sigh. 

Anonymous asked:

Hey kinkycritters. You did a good job explaining what you meant about the age play with Tal & Matt/Marisha, as well as in general too, I have a lot better understanding of it, thank you for taking the time to answer my question so thoroughly, I really appreciate it a lot! I also really respect your choice of writing for kinks that you yourself aren’t into, but still doing that for your followers is super cool of you. THOUGH, it makes me wanna know what kinks you’re into?

I’m really super glad you understand and I could help. And also I’m glad you appreciate my work! Sometimes I write to make other’s happy and sometimes I write to make me happy.

My kinks!? Oooh dear oh my. A list I suppose??

Spanking is my favorite of all time idk why just is. Punishment and Discipline in general honestly. Maintinace spanking is super fun to me as well. Whether it’s to encourage good behavior or just help someone feel good and relax. Just…people need spankings okay. Idc the context. I will actively add it into the below mentions.

Ageplay
Puppy play/pet play

Horse Tack but not into pony play. I recognize this is odd. But I really enjoy the use of horse tack in bondage that isn’t related to pony play. Horse tack is visually beautiful to me.

I’m a low key furry at times. Love me a pretty monster.

Orgasm control/denial
Milking
Edging
Chastity devices.
Forced/multiple orgasm torture
Machines that do the above

I enjoy some gross things - Warning for below list
DubCon and Noncon in a fictional setting are fun for me. Not the *Strong R word* but other such things like capturing and training a person to do things.
Ie. Mixxing dub/non con with puppy play. Capturing someone to a secret location where they are trained to be a full time pup.

That mentioned I almost exclusively write kink of Health Functioning SafeSaneConsensual relationships because I feel it is what the world needs. It is somewhat educational and comforting for people to read these things.

I Rp the gross dark stuff with people I trust.

I am a strong believer in the separation of fiction and reality, as I feel heavily goes along with this blog in particular.

If anyone has questions or wants to discuss any of this, I am Graduating with my degree in Psychology with a focus on Sex practices and culture this coming spring and I will gladly discuss sex of any kind and variety! (Not a therapist. Just a casual thoughtful dicussion.)